Bro SlimShady Strider

I’m bored and can’t sleep jfc


Playing DRAMAtical Murder.


this is what convinced me to follow you…Haha that’s one reason

After a pep talk to embrace the character of Koujaku with My Kohai, it has been concluded that my inspiration shall be a reverse Neil Patrick Harris.
A straight guy who plays a man chasing the D.



Anonymous :
Why doesn't your brofriend post selfies?
bro-slimshady-strider :

I don’t know why are you asking ME lmao

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enoland8 replied to your post: anonymous said:( this is the anon…

you got me bruh

Right, and I always have my special girl Eric



Anonymous :
have you ever considered coloring your hair an unnatural color?
bro-slimshady-strider :

Yep! I’m currently on the road to growing it out and dyeing it maybe blue
Unless I get a negative reaction from someone in particular
In which case nah

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Anonymous :
You are very attractive
bro-slimshady-strider :

Why thank you!

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Anonymous :
you should really cosplay bertholdt from snk. oh mygod. i've been following you for quite some time and i somehow never realized that you are REALly attractive. shit. no but srsly you'd make such a cute bertholdt. hhhh
bro-slimshady-strider :

Well I appreciate the sentiment but I’ve already been told I do a great Jean, Marco, and Erwin
I don’t want to cosplay everyone LAUGHS

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Anonymous :
Wow dude your hair is really cool! Is it only one color (blue) or are there different shades or colors?
bro-slimshady-strider :

Haha, sorry friend I wish that was my natural hair. That’s just my solid blue kaito wig.

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Anonymous :
Hey, just curious, what does metrosexual mean? I've never heard the term.
bro-slimshady-strider :

The dictionary defines it as:
“a usually urban heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by fastidious grooming, beauty treatments, and fashionable clothes”

I like to define it as:
“The gayest straight guy you’ll ever meet”

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Anonymous :
( this is the anon that noticed your bio ) I'm sorry to hear that. I mean, things change. Life goes on. At least it you gained a friend, and not just left with nothing. I'm sure later on you'll find someone worth while. And maybe, they'll like you back. I'm sorry for being anon, I don't really want to reveal myself.
bro-slimshady-strider :

Don’t be sorry, it’s a new chapter in the book of life.
I’m excited to see where I go from here.
I have no doubt I’ll find someone.

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Anonymous :
Hello, Drake. Aside from the usual harassment you usually have to deal with on here, how have you been? -WV
bro-slimshady-strider :

I’ve been pretty great to tell you the truth. Everything seems to be going pretty swell, Thank you!

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I want to add, just because I took the “but not looking” part out of my bio doesn’t mean it’s cool to hit on me in my ask box
Like that’s still not a thing