Bro SlimShady Strider
Buying a Koujaku cosplay was a mistake,
Now I’ll never take the kimono off

Anonymous :
Yooo where do you get those sandals for your Koujaku
bro-slimshady-strider :

Believe it or not my sister actually came across them in a Christian thrift store lmfao

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KOUJAKU WIP

Anonymous :
in that picture are you wearing a keffiyeh??
bro-slimshady-strider :

Why yes I am.

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kushandwizdom:

Quote Lounge
I have a different look every single day.

Anonymous :
If the askes you get get too bad I think you can turn anon off....?
bro-slimshady-strider :

Its a sad truth I know, if I turn anon off I’ll never get any asks at all
Then tumblr will become incredibly boring and I’ll probably stop logging on very often
Possibly leading to never logging on at all

So though I complain about a lot of the asks I get
I need them all the same.

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Anonymous :
Seriously. Some of the anons you get a really freaky. I feel bad for you. UwU
bro-slimshady-strider :

Laughs
Most of the anons I get are freaky.
Which is why I appreciate the ones that aren’t, even if I don’t answer them.

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Anonymous :
Man, I feel so sorry for you with all the asks you get about people asking you to fuck them. Like seriously, you're a human too. You're just a man with a great blog(and face, you are pretty attractive: though this doesn't warrant people to invade your privacy and send you dirty asks).
bro-slimshady-strider :

The ones you see are a mere fraction of the ones I get.

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I think flat bang haircuts are the cutest haircuts ever
Not like bowl cuts or anything
But the long straight hair with flat bangs
Hhhh„,



Anonymous :
Jus wondering do u like Lolitas?
bro-slimshady-strider :

Uh Sure I got nothing against lolitas

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Anonymous :
Ever known someone named alex, Nigel, or dave? Completely random. But yep.
bro-slimshady-strider :

I’ve.. known a few Alex’s

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You know you’re born to be an accountant when you’re filling out financial statements and you actually get really excited to see your total assets balance with liabilities and stockholders equity.
Then you realize you’re a huge nerd too



Anonymous :
How and when did you lose your virginity. Just wondering
bro-slimshady-strider :

I haven’t.

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