I didn’t know I’m a magnet
Well I got called into work
I’m very upset
It was one of those “drop what you’re doing and come help in an hour or else let everyone down” kind of things
Fuck this shit
Nope I just had to listen to really lame jokes by some random dude lmao peaces off omegle
Going on omegle for a few minutes lol
My interests are “bro-slimshady-strider” for anyone who wants to say hi
Who are you
You must know me personally
To know that cheesecake is the answer to all my problems
Assholes are picking a baaaad night to pick a fight with me
I will tear your fucking head off
Having kind of a rough night, then I fucked up because I took it out on my friends.
Now I feel extra bad
I just needed to vent
Pants are optional. (lol innuendo.)
NEW suspenders. I know is not as nice as yesterday’s dapper photos, but hey.
I bought fucking suspenders today.
Well I’m fucking sorry. I can’t fucking help it. Fucking thank you.
Friend of mine was being dapper, so I decided to do the same.