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I’m having a hard time getting excited for Sakuracon with all this God forsaken homework to do

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When me and Like 5 other people are standing outside a classroom and some stupid ass walks right past us and tries to open the locked door
I always get really mad like
What the 6 of us are just retards right
We don’t know how to open a door right

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Bro SlimShady Strider

Anonymous asked: awwww that post about not giving up on erynn is adorable~

Hehe.. thanks yo. Anons be gettin all up in my biz like they know a thing or two about what Erynn and I are like together.

Just because she isn’t all up on my dick on the internet doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about me. Seriously.

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Morning selfie.
My morning has been piss poor up until now 
Stupid anons

Morning selfie.
My morning has been piss poor up until now
Stupid anons

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Bro SlimShady Strider

Anonymous asked: It really doesn't seem like Erynn gives a damn about you. Why not give up on her and wait for someone who won't treat you like their own personal pet?

You obviously don’t know Erynn like I do. Don’t you ever tell me to give up on her.
Because I never will.

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Bro SlimShady Strider

Anonymous asked: MARRY OPHELIC IF YOU ARENT ALREADY.

ophelic:

shadow-fox:

ophelic:

bro-slimshady-strider:

"If you aren’t already"
Haha dude she’s like 17 slow down

plot twist I’m dating his sister ohhhhh

(Just kidding hahahahhahaa-)

God dammit Erynn

^_−☆

I ship it

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Bro SlimShady Strider

Anonymous asked: MARRY OPHELIC IF YOU ARENT ALREADY.

"If you aren’t already"
Haha dude she’s like 17 slow down

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Bro SlimShady Strider

Anonymous asked: I understand that you're heteroflexible, but what exactly do you define as your "homosexual tendencies?"

Len Kagamine
That’s all I’m gonna say

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Bro SlimShady Strider

Anonymous asked: you and Ophelic are soo cute together!

Omf thank you
You should see us behind the scenes, when it’s late at night and we’re all snuggled up in bed————

———-3 feet away from each other
and she kicks me in the butt
so I smack her in the tit
then she punches me in the nuts and laughs while I writhe in pain
then I start choking her
and she bites me and almost draws blood
then when I yelp from the bite she calls me stupid
and I kiss her forehead and roll back over and go to sleep

Sometimes the cycle repeats itself.

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Yknow it’s about time I made an FAQ.
So I did.

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Final Lineup for Sakuracon, should anyone be interested:

FRIDAY:
Kaito
America

SATURDAY:
Kaito
Bro Strider
Matryoshka Kaito (For Rave)

SUNDAY:
Dirk Strider

I’m very excited.

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Bro SlimShady Strider

homestuck-is-us asked: If I said I want your body would you it against me? *cough* love me*cough*please

No I would probably just smile and laugh a little nervously
I’d thank you
And probably pretend to receive a phone call and walk away as fast as I can
I’m just basing this off of a real life experience where some chick came up to me and told me something similar

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Bro SlimShady Strider

Anonymous asked: Dear sir, If your hand is already taken in marriage then what is the status of your other limbs and appendages? The people must know. Thank you, have a good day.

My other hand is reserved for touching her butt
My legs are to be used for running from cops and climbing up buildings
My head currently belongs to my college as I need it for learning.
My butt (or lack there of) and my torso are display items and are not for sale
We’re not even gonna talk about what’s left
Sorry everything is booked, friend.

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Bro SlimShady Strider

kurloz-in-a-box asked: You have my haircut, when did this become ok

Pics or It didn’t happen

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Happy Monday!

Happy Monday!